Of course, it's time for the daily story of the day, compliments of yours truly:

Adventures in the life of Jay...
So I was eating lunch today...grabbed some spare ribs and rice from the fridge this morning(damn, it was hella good)...and as I was eating my lunch, and reading my book, there was a stupid fly flyin around. He kept landing on my book, or near my food and I kept swishing it away...I even went so far as to say, "Dude, get off!" which of course drew some attention to me, and I just replied sheepishly to their surprised looks with, "sorry, there's a fly bothering me..." and they just laughed. Anyway, so after another minute or so of trying to wave it off and hoping that it would find someone else to "bug"(HA HA HA), I went back to my reading. I decided that I wanted to refill my water bottle and so I began to drink the rest of the remaining water in the bottle. As I was drinking(I always look into the bottle or cup or whatever, guys tend to do this, while girls are supposed to look elsewhere than into what they're drinking...anyhoo), I saw somethin floatin in my drink, and I only realized what it was when it was like seriously 2 inches from entering my mouth. IT WAS THE FREAKIN FLY! God damn bug flew in there and got stuck in the water! I was sooooooooooooooooooooooo grossed out, I thought I was gonna gag and end up throwing up. So I run to the sink and spit out the water that is in my mouth and dump the rest of the water bottle and fill it with HOT ass water to kill the lil sucker. Then I refilled it and went on with my day. But to think, I could've been the guy who swallowed the fly! Makes my stomach lurch just thinking about it....

I know flies freak people out...for example Cic, he he he, so here's a word to the wise...always make sure you know where that damn fly is...